Cool Story, Bro: November 19, 2009

The other day I met someone who told me that her favorite food was french fries. French fries. I don't think that's allowed. You just can't have a side dish as your #1 jam. You never hear anyone say their favorite food is an apple. Or coleslaw. That's because everyone instinctively knows, deep down inside, that a favorite food MUST be an entree. That's why most people will automatically tell you steak, burgers or pizza when you ask them. Admit it, you thought of steak, burgers or pizza too. Nobody says mashed potatoes. Not on my watch.