Real World: Paris

 Sup Herbs, welcome back to the greatest column ever. I've been playing Oregon Trail Deluxe all week, and I was gonna write about that, but I feel there's an even greater force in society that I must currently address. Oregon Trail will have to go find some wild fruit and wait till next week because this week, The Real World must be stopped. I'm serious. Stop it Bunim/Murray,  you bastard. Or at least cast my friends and I.

Now I understand that most of it is clever editing and manipulation of clips to create a "dramatic" storyline, but seriously, these toolboxes have to go. This show hasn't been quality since Hawaii and you all know it (Battle of the Sexes was as awesome as they come though). All right, let's break down the "characters" on the show this season: More >>

The Four Greatest Cartoons Ever

If you were ever a kid, you mostly likely spent your days frolicking in the wilderness, playing with matchbox cars, and most importantly, watching cartoons. A more than healthy dose of cartoons. Later on you'd graduate to Saved By the Bell and Charles in Charge, but early on if the actors were real, you most likely weren't down with it. I'm gonna make a bold statement and say that my generation, growing up in the 80s, had by far the best cartoons ever. People that came before had lame stuff like Popeye and Felix the Cat. The kids nowadays have Dora the Explora and other awfulness (Spongebob is a shining exception). Today I'm gonna give you my four greatest cartoons of all time, and you're going to like it. More >>

Suicide Pools & ESPN’s “Playmakers”

Welcome Herbs, to the greatest column that will ever be written. Better than the Sports Guy, better than Page Six, better than anything Harvey Yavener (writer for the Trenton Times) has ever done in his life. This column will tackle a range of important issues from sports, to Hollywood, to history, to activities like Table Tennis that people think are sports but they are most surely not. So here's how it's gonna go down, listen up: I'm gonna write a little column on whatever I feel like once a week (on Mondays most likely), full of my OPINIONS and other random stuff I can't go into detail about now. I'll probably piss a lot of you people who have nothing to do but whine about things off, but that's the price you pay. After my column is done I will answer questions about anything, that you, my soon to be loyal viewer will submit. And when I say ask anything, I mean it. You can ask me about the time I slept with Rich's mom, or why the Eagles are going to go 7-9. Now onto the show, Mario, hit it.

 Mario: Here weeeeeee gooooooo! More >>