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Cool Story, Bro: April 3, 2010
My first book, a collection of 13 of my best columns is now available in ebook form through Amazon. Check it out!
Random Thoughts: Swingers
The most awkward thing about the movie Swingers isn't the telephone call/answering machine scene, it's how freakishly skinny Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn are.
Cool Story, Bro: November 19, 2009
The other day I met someone who told me that her favorite food was french fries. French fries. I don't think that's allowed. You just can't have a side dish as your #1 jam. You never hear anyone say their favorite food is an apple. Or coleslaw. That's because everyone instinctively knows, deep down inside, that a favorite food MUST be an entree. That's why most people will automatically tell you steak, burgers or pizza when you ask them. Admit it, you thought of steak, burgers or pizza too. Nobody says mashed potatoes. Not on my watch.
Random Thoughts: Alien Invasions
How come in all of these TV shows and movies the aliens are always the ones to come to our planet with their superior technology and then attack us? For once I'd like to see the people of Earth go to Mars or Neptune and find some Dark Ages-level aliens, blow their minds with the cure for Polio and then destroy all of their monuments with our giant space lasers. How about it Hollywood?
